Two years! Since I last posted, my Accord still burns oil, has had the exhaust rot apart at the cat's flange, has one re-done HID retrofit headlight, and is now severely gutted as I tried to figure out why my entire carpet was completely waterlogged. I've since confirmed that both sunroof drain tubes have apparently shrunk in the 20 years since they were installed, and no longer even reach the grommets. Discovering this has put me not very far into fixing it, since there is absolutely no room to maneuver around the dash support.
In better news, I bought last year a humble E92 328xi and am in the process of squeezing a bit more power out of the last hurrah for BMW's NA inline 6 engine.