Goldnight02
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HONDA
One day Joe farted - not unusual for Joe, who was known to be gaseous on occasion. The difference was, it made a loud noise and sounded exactly like a man LOUDLY shouting, "HONDA!!!!" No one was around to hear it, so Joe put the experience up to an overactive imagination. A little surprised, Joe went on with his normal business.
But the next time he had to fart, the same thing happened - "HONDA!!!" This time, he was with his girlfriend. She (being a normal individual) was shocked. "What the hell was that?" she said.
Joe replied, "I don't know! It happened once before. Didn't it sound like 'HONDA!' to you?"
"Yes! That's so weird!"
So the next few days, Joe suffered more and more as each time he farted it made a sound like a man shouting "HONDA!!!" at the top of his lungs.
Well, after a few days of this, Joe figured he had better go see a doctor. Of course, the doctor never heard of such a thing and performed test after test - with no solution to the problem. The same happened with the specialist, the next doctor, the herbologist, the man at the health food store, the acupuncturist, the chiropractor, the shaman, the priest, and the exorcist. Finally, Joe went to see a Chinese doctor who said, "Go see the dentist. You have a bad tooth."
Not really being too interested in seeing the dentist at this point, Joe took his advice out of desperation only. Miraculously, his farts went back to normal after getting an abscess filled (he had a cavity) in one of his molars. Thrilled, Joe went back to the Chinese doctor and said, "Doctor! I'm so happy... my problem went away! But how did you know it was my tooth?"
The doctor replied, "Abscess makes the fart go honda!"
One day Joe farted - not unusual for Joe, who was known to be gaseous on occasion. The difference was, it made a loud noise and sounded exactly like a man LOUDLY shouting, "HONDA!!!!" No one was around to hear it, so Joe put the experience up to an overactive imagination. A little surprised, Joe went on with his normal business.
But the next time he had to fart, the same thing happened - "HONDA!!!" This time, he was with his girlfriend. She (being a normal individual) was shocked. "What the hell was that?" she said.
Joe replied, "I don't know! It happened once before. Didn't it sound like 'HONDA!' to you?"
"Yes! That's so weird!"
So the next few days, Joe suffered more and more as each time he farted it made a sound like a man shouting "HONDA!!!" at the top of his lungs.
Well, after a few days of this, Joe figured he had better go see a doctor. Of course, the doctor never heard of such a thing and performed test after test - with no solution to the problem. The same happened with the specialist, the next doctor, the herbologist, the man at the health food store, the acupuncturist, the chiropractor, the shaman, the priest, and the exorcist. Finally, Joe went to see a Chinese doctor who said, "Go see the dentist. You have a bad tooth."
Not really being too interested in seeing the dentist at this point, Joe took his advice out of desperation only. Miraculously, his farts went back to normal after getting an abscess filled (he had a cavity) in one of his molars. Thrilled, Joe went back to the Chinese doctor and said, "Doctor! I'm so happy... my problem went away! But how did you know it was my tooth?"
The doctor replied, "Abscess makes the fart go honda!"
