blacknight
Superman, uh mod
A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine...."
His mother heard what he was saing and gasped, "What are you doing?"
He replied, "My math homework."
The mother asked "and this is how your teacher taught you you to do it, which he replied "yes"
Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in math?" The teacher replied, "Right now, we're learning addition".
The mother asked "And are you teaching them..two plus two, tht son of a bitch is four?
After the teacher stopped laughing she answered, "What I taught them was two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four.
His mother heard what he was saing and gasped, "What are you doing?"
He replied, "My math homework."
The mother asked "and this is how your teacher taught you you to do it, which he replied "yes"
Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in math?" The teacher replied, "Right now, we're learning addition".
The mother asked "And are you teaching them..two plus two, tht son of a bitch is four?
After the teacher stopped laughing she answered, "What I taught them was two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four.
Hahahaha 
