in all seriousness tho, it goes like this:
- open the cup holder and get a good grasp on it. pull straight up, its held in by clips, i think 2.
- then grab the back part of that whole center console piece, and pull up. theirs a few clips that hold this thing in, slowly work up to the front of the piece, just infront of the shift assembly.
- the little surrond thing around the shift assembly thats ontop of the actual entire piece i just explained how to take out, is just held in by little ratchet things, kinda like snowboard bindings, but you dont need to press anything to release them, itll just ratchet out pretty much.
its easy as takin a sh*t, good luck