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  1. klee

    Joke: Men

    >A woman met a man in a bar. They talked; they connected; they ended up >leaving together. They got back to his place, and as he showed her >around his apartment, she noticed that one wall of his bedroom was >completely filled with soft, cuddly teddy bears. Three shelves held >hundreds of...
  2. klee

    No more Accord, Hello EG Civic

    7/9 will be my last competition event for the Accord. I'm tired of racing my only form of transportation for work. Believe me, it's annoying after awhile. I ended up buying my old high school friends 92 Civic Si. It's a one owner car, no accidents, OEM everything, with 140K miles on the odo...
  3. klee

    Joke: Annual "Am I Gay" Self Examination

    **Do not read if you are easily offended** >> GENTLEMEN, IT'S TIME FOR YOUR ANNUAL "AM I GAY?" SELF-EXAMINATION >> >> 1. If you are over thirty and you have a washboard stomach, you are >> gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and >> have spent the rest of your...
  4. klee

    Honda CBR Fireblade

    A friend of mine is not into cars but he is really into bikes. He has been trying to convince me to ride for years. I have to say this is one HOT looking bike!
  5. klee

    Joke: Foul language at work

    It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their coworkers. Due to complaints received from some employees who are easily offended, this type of language will be no longer...
  6. klee

    Attn: Wildman

    Clean out your PMs. I can't send you one since you are over the limit with all that porn! HAHAHAHA
  7. klee

    Joke: Why I fired my Secretary

    Why I fired my Secretary Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!" and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out...
  8. klee

    Joke: How I want to live

    Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug." She got up, unplugged the TV and then threw out my beer. B*tch
  9. klee

    iPod FM Transmitter

    Anyone have one? I just bought a DLO charger/stand/FM Transmitter combo. I have to say I'm not very satisfied no matter which empty FM station I pick. I can always hear some faint static. Has anyone attempted to remedy this problem?
  10. klee

    Joke: Two priests

    The scene: two priests are in a men's room. One of them looks at the other one's penis and notices there's a Nicoderm patch on it. He looks at the other priest and says, "I believe you're supposed to put that patch on your arm or shoulder, not your penis." The other one replies...
  11. klee

    Counterfeit Tein

    http://www.tein.com/counterfeit/warning.html
  12. klee

    What car are you?

    http://www.tomorrowland.us/sportscar/ RX-8 for me.
  13. klee

    Raider Nation???

    Before I say anything, my rant is about Raiders fans and not the football team. Is it me but anyone who sports Raiders clothing or stickers plastered on their car is a complete psychotic tyrant? I have never had a single good run in with a fan and this one takes the cake. On my way to work this...
  14. klee

    Gunman commits suicide

    http://www.hbindependent.com/front/story/43700p-65757c.html This is nuts! Myself and some current co-workers used to work at another company back in 2002. We knew this guy who killed himself. Apparently, his wife was cheating on him with his best friend. He rolled to his apartment, went in...
  15. klee

    Joke: A bottle of wine

    A gentleman asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an attractive woman. The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the gentleman seated over there," indicating the sender. She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking at the man, and decided to send a...
  16. klee

    Joke: Chuck Norris

    CHUCK NORRIS When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two...
  17. klee

    Joke: Grandma's Boyfriend

    Grandma's boy friend... A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?" Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my...
  18. klee

    Pimpstar

    http://customwheel.com/pimpstar.html The next set of wheels for your ride!! HAHAHAHA Edit: Looks like Philly beat me to it in the General Chat. Sorry.
  19. klee

    Wrecked Euro EG Civic Hatch

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/northern_ireland/4815874.stm Wow. I generally read the BBC and never thought I would see this.
  20. klee

    Anyone else sick??

    I'm surrounded by sick people. Work, home, friends, heck probably even the pets. I hate being sick.
  21. klee

    Two cars in a span of two days

    Nothing major stolen off my car but every time I get my valve stem caps replaced some fool steals one of them and replaces it with a black one. Does this person think they are a considerate a-hole?? The V6 Camry for my fiancee was keyed up at her intership the day before. She is obtaining...
  22. klee

    Honda commercial in the U.K.

    http://84.40.3.164/
  23. klee

    Joke: Politically correct language

    For men and women... HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT 1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" -- She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN." 2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" -- She is "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE." 3. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY...
  24. klee

    Joke: Pet Monkey

    A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls...
  25. klee

    Joke: New words for 2006

    New words for 2006 TESTICULATING. Waving your arms around and talking Bollocks. BLAMESTORMING. Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible. SEAGULL MANAGER. A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on...

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