9 irritations in life

blacknight

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> > 9 IRRITATIONS IN LIFE
> >
> > 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know
where
> > my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I
> ask
> > where the toilet is?
> >
> > 2. People who are willing to get off their *** to search the entire room
> for
> > the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the
channel
> > manually.
> >
> > 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
> DAMN
> > RIGHT!!!! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
> >
> > 4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it
is.
> > Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
> > this? Who and where are they?
> >
> > 5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?" No loser,
I
> > paid $8 to come to the cinema and stare at the friggin' floor.
> >
> > 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a
> > choice there, did you sunshine?
> >
> > 7. When something is "new and improved"! Which is it? If it's new, then
> > there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then
> there
> > must have been something before it.
> >
> > 8. When people say "life is short." What the hell?? Life is the longest
> damn
> > thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
> >
> > 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
> yet?"
> > If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass
 

Jeffro

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Sad thing, is it's all so true... Reminds me of Bill Engvall's "Here's Your Sign"
 
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