As much as I love birds, I also hate them....

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    that does sound like a good idea
     
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    As hilarious as it is this sounds like a bad idea!

    a) I can't climb a tree
    b) There are a lot children in my neighborhood...and I don't think this will go over well
    c) People may complain for animal torture
    d) it is going to be bloody!
    e) I don't think pigeons are as smart as crows!
    and most importantly
    f) This has soo many racial links that people may get the wrong idea...

    I'm thinking BB gun as well now...cause I can put my gimp *** foot up and sit on a chair and wait...

    just not sure who is going to do the clean up :bukkake:
     
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    what about those little fire crackers? my uncle used to keep them in the house whenever bears were nearby, not much of a problem anymore.

    not the ones with 10 in the package, but just single poppers. or smoke bombs?
     
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    California has such strict laws against fireworks that it is crazy...

    The fine may be less pulling out a AK-47 and blasting the whole group! :lolhitting:
     
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    sadly thats believable lol
     
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    Shotgun. Your house will be swiss cheese, but those flying rats will be gone.

    Are they nesting in awnings or the like? If so, get a long pole hook or tree trimmer and knock that **** down.
     
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    Air horn
     
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    air horn then shotgun, it'll be like duck hunting lol
     
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    Isn't it...I may use a D.Eagle while I am at it... :kenny:

    I am not sure if they are nesting or not as I am currently able to get on my roof but there are liek 6 or 7 of them. Family? Clan? Orgy? God Knows!

    This is plausible! I may need to leave a note for all my neighbors!
     
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    LOL!!!!!

    I was soooo good at that game when I was a child!

    Granted I was like 2 inches from the screen but nonetheless great at the game! :leeann:
     

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