beer contains female hormones

DarkSideAccord

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Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the
results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female
hormones in beer.

Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is
that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that
by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour
period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally.
8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary
 
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Psh..I had 2 pints in 15min a day ago.

Those test subjects really were a bunch of pussies. Pun intended
 

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LOL BEER!!!!!!!!!! Nothing but a BUNCH OF BLOATED B I T C H E S LOL :rofl: I step up for a Jose Cuervo or Patron test LOL :rock:
 
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