Funny Joke (I think)

whitey2kaccord

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A guy goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde who waves at him and says hello. He’s taken aback, because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he says, “Do you know me?”

To which she replies, “You looked like you could be the father of one of my children.”

He thinks back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful and says . . .

“My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my *** with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my ***?”

Suddenly looking very uncomfortable, she said, “No, I’m your son’s Math teacher.”
 

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I kinda get it but I don't really get it so I guess I don't get it. :confused: :confused: :confused:
 

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hahahahahahahahahaha, i love it.......its like, are you the father to my kids kinda thing, but like, its phrased differently by sayin "you look like you could be the father of one of my children" cuz teacher always refer to there younger students as there children, and so yea, he thought she was a stripper he banger at his bachelor party, and she was his sons teacher really, haha. (hope you can understand it now Cdubb)
 

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Sketch o5 said:
hahahahahahahahahaha, i love it.......its like, are you the father to my kids kinda thing, but like, its phrased differently by sayin "you look like you could be the father of one of my children" cuz teacher always refer to there younger students as there children, and so yea, he thought she was a stripper he banger at his bachelor party, and she was his sons teacher really, haha. (hope you can understand it now Cdubb)

Thanx for confusing me more Sketch. :mad: :D
 
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