I can't think of many times were I have seen 5th gen Accord and S2K on the same list of things someone wants to buy.
SER Altimas / SpecV Sentras are sort of quick, but they don't have a huge aftermarket support, and they are generally fairly pricey to mod.
Judging by your list your comfortable with spending a decent amount. Why not look into WRXs, Trailblazer SS, 3 series BMW, or grab one of these Fiat 500s while they are unusual.