so, i am leaving....

[DarkSideAccord]

i paid $6 for a massage things r sooo cheap here

 

[ryan s]

why does she hate you? did you finish in her eye? how much was the happy ending?

 

[ryan s]

i see pinky on

 

[DarkSideAccord]

ZOMG! ry ry is teh stalkz





i gave teh massager teh pirate gonna get a few girls goin on teh next time around

 

[ryan s]

you gave the masseuse the angry pirate?

 

[DarkSideAccord]

yes





it's so freakin hawt here but nice to have someone do my laundry everyday nice to sleep in and eat non-stop too

 

[inspired1]

Freaking Roy.