Things you can only say on Christmas

[00AccordLX5spd]

>>1. I prefer breasts to legs.
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>>2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
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>>3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
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>>4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
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>>5. I've never seen a better spread!
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>>6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
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>>7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
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>>8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
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>>9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
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>>10. Don't play with your meat.
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>>11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
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>>12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
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>>13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
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>>14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
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>>15. How long will it take after you put it in?
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>>16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
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>>17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
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>>18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
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>>19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning

 

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[Sketch o5]

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