Why I Turn off my Phone when on a Date...

[AFAccord]

Cause I know some joker is going to text me something stupid, and take my attention away from where it needs to be (with the girl).

My buddies and I went to Myrtle Beach yesterday, where we proceeded to get stupid drunk. We started drinking around 3pm. I stopped at 6pm to prepare for a date. They stopped around 2am this morning (when I returned from the date).

So my girl drops me off at the hotel, and my buddies are hanging over the balcony, jaws dropped, envious of my curbside service. I pull out my phone as she's driving away, to see this...

then this...

and finally...

And THAT'S why I turn off my phone when I'm on a date...



The perpetrators...

Thanks a lot guys...

 

[BlkCurrantKord]

I thought you were married.

 

[LoveLee]

i did too??

 

[AFAccord]

Yeah, well... when you confront your wife about seeing your coworker behind your back, and she freaks out and demands a divorce because you "invaded her privacy", then it probably just wasn't meant to be...

 

[Dinzdale40]

lol...they only send those messages cause they know its gonna be hilarious when you tell them about it later....

 

[sikjdm]

 

[CG6Lemon]

at the ninja sex and smack dat ***.

 

[kurtage77]

Hahahahaha probably something i'd do to one of my friends.

Yeah, well... when you confront your wife about seeing your coworker behind your back, and she freaks out and demands a divorce because you "invaded her privacy", then it probably just wasn't meant to be...

But damn, that is quite ridic

 

[kn0x47]

hahahahaha

sorry about the wife thing tho

 

[GoldnKnight22]

omg man, that's whackkkkkk. i'm so sorry about the wife situation man.


but your friends seem hilarious. lol. gotta love that kind of "support".