Don't eat greasy foods while driving near semis

[Brad2274]

Alright so i was on my way back home in my bros 01 sedan(my airbags
Probably dont work since the red srs is on) and i got a burger and a
regular fry before hopping on the freeway last night heading north on
I-95 from ft lauderdale, i was holding the burger with 2 hands, knees
leaned up against the steering wheel when the grease started dripping.

foolishly, i drifted into the right lane and a semi started blazing his horn
on me, i went to pull away and my hand just slid, then it caught and i
over corected. turning me into the concrete barricade, then bouncing
Left into the semi around 90mph. some how i ended up fine in the back
seat with a bruise from my ipod and a stomach ache.

here's a pic of the car i took right after, this happened last night

car still runs and drives fine! glad to be alive, getting 7k from insurance luckily!

 

[Mikey]

A) who drives with their knees at 90mph while dropping grease on the steering wheel?

B) Glad you're alive(you're lucky to be).

C) I don't even...

 

[Valet]

What the ****...


90mph man?

You're lucky to be okay but that's good that you are.

 

[Brad2274]

Guis.
read the first letter of every line in the first 2 paragraphs

 

[001Stunna]

Ummm I could swear tradition was april fools jokes to be told before noon on april 1st. Hence there is only one fool in here sire...

 

[Hondastylez]

I'm sure ( and i hope ) this is an April fools' joke.

 

[todd_cards]

I'm sure ( and i hope ) this is an April fools' joke.

it iss^^ but thats to far with that picture..

 

[Valet]

Might be a little far for an April fools joke... Then again his car is red... So it's a joke. A kinda sick one...

 

[fastflyinaccord]

 

[RedRyder]

^lol

I bought it at first. But knew it was bs after the bruise and a stomach ache.