6ga is bad for your health/career

score04w · Feb 18, 2009

So i work at a bank in town. Tuesdays and Wednesdays are our slow days, only a rush at lunch and in the late afternoon. Today we had the bi-weekly meeting as we usually do (aka. talk about all the stupid rate changes and bs lines to get customers in the door). So after an hour of a pointless meeting, my boss pulls me aside. She tells me that the call center contacted her today about internet use. Now i know everybody else i work with surfs the interwebz on their downtime, only they are all chicks, so they look at shoes and purses. Apparently i have been abusing the internet by looking at "car blogs" and not using the internet for pertinent bank information. As a result of my internet abuse, i will be monitored for a month, and if it does not get better, i will be terminated (for internet use remind you). The thing is, what do they want us to do when there are no customers. My job is based on customers and when there arent any, the last thing i want to do i look up our rates to see if our 6 month liquidity rates have changed since 15 minutes ago. So this is my message to all of you. 6ga is bad for you, and might lead to unemployment.

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