BEST automobile-related quotes from movies list

[blacknight]

Old, but still an interesting thread.




DO you know what DK Stands for?

hmm
Donkey Kong..........

 

[Millz]

Sorry for the cut-and-paste job.

Gone in 60 seconds was full of em, and Scarface had some funny ones.

Scarface:

Elvira: "In that thing? You must be kidding."
Tony: "What you talking? That's a Cadillac."
Elvira: "I wouldn't be caught dead in that thing."
Tony: "Aw, come on, baby. You know, I mean, it's got a few years, but it's a cream puff."
Elvira: "It looks like somebody's nightmare."

Tony: "How much?"
Car Salesman (Ronald Joseph): "43,000 fully equipped"
Tony: "That all?"
Car Salesman: "MAchine gun turrets are extra."

Tony: "Bullet-proof this, okay? And this here and here."
Manny: "Okay."
Tony: "And the windows. Okay. And get me one of them phones, you know, with a-- with a scrambler."
Manny: "And a scrambler."
Tony: "And a radio with scanners, to pick out flying saucer, stuff like that."
Elvira: "Don't forget the fog lights."
Tony: "Oh! In case I get caught in the swamp. That's a good idea."

Tony: "Get out of the way, lady. I'm trying to drive here, man!"

Tony: "Look at that."
Manny: "What?"
Tony: "That cable truck. Since when does it take three days to rig a cable?"
Manny: "What, you've been watching it for three days?"
Tony: "The ****ing thing has been there for three days. What am I gonna do, not look at it?"
Manny: "What, you think it's cops, right?"
Tony: "I don't know. Could be the Diaz brothers come to get me."
Manny: "Maybe. I'll check it out, okay?"
Tony: "You check it out. Then we're gonna blow that ****ing truck back to Columbia!"

Gone in 60 Seconds:

Freb: The corner of Wiltern and Wetherley... Tumbler messed up, he said the Porsche should be at the corner of Wiltern and Wetherly.
Kip: There it is.
Mirror Man: You're bull****ting me!"
Kip: I gotta get my tool
Mirror Man: Kip that's not a tool... that's a damn brick! Kip, man we gonna use a brick, we may as well call prison and make reservations!

Mirror Man: [to Sphinx] Damn it's cold up here, they keep these Ferrari's refrigerated? And you know black people don't like cold weather, we're tropical people. Man, when this is over I'm gonna smoke a joint, watch two hours of Roots and I'm gonna KICK YOUR ***!

Drycoff: All gone, we didn't get a single one of them, and we are talking about professionals. No visible damage to locking mechanisms, steering columns, or ignitions, and as you can see, these are not Honda Civics. This is one of three brand-new Mercedes, a car they say is "unstealable."

Punk: [shouting] Get outta the car, bitch, or I'm gonna blow your brains out!
Donny: You gotta be ****tin' me.
Punk: I *will* shoot you, dammnit!
[Donny takes his gun and knocks him out]
Freb: Damn!
Donny: You lazy, half-*** bully! Any asshole can pull a gun on somebody! You don't know the first thing about stealing a car! Boy! You need a role model!

Sway: What do you think is more exciting , having sex or stealing cars?
Memphis: Having sex or boosting cars... Um, oo! Uh. How about having sex WHILE boosting cars?
Sway: Oh that's a good line. Doesn't work on a lot of girls though
Memphis: I just blurted it out, I'm sorry... But you haven't answered the question.
Sway: You see the problem is, how do you get over the shifter?
Memphis: Oh right cause the uh...
Sway: Cause it gets in the way
Memphis: You wouldn't want to interrupt the syncral Mesh... the throttle linkage... the over head cam shaft.
Sway: I can't do this
Memphis: Straight in-line 6, triple lever carburettors, bolted to each other's body structures
Sway: Oh it's time to work...
Memphis: Good Brakes... good brakes too!

Sara "Sway" Wayland: [after boosting Car #37: the 1971 Plymouth Hemi Barricuda - Shannon] It had to be a girl car.
Memphis: Girl car? What kind of girl drives a Hemi 'Cuda?
Sara "Sway" Wayland: I'll show you.
[Sway puts on red lipstick]
Memphis: Lipstick?
Sara "Sway" Wayland: Matches the car.
[Sway Chuckling]
Memphis: What's next? Blush? Mascara?
Sara "Sway" Wayland: Next time I'll pull out the, uh... leather, high heels and pink underwear for you.
Memphis: Leather, High Heels and...
[with Sway]
Sara "Sway" Wayland, Memphis: Pink Underwear.
[Sway laughing]
Memphis: Pink underwear works. Pink underwear works.

giving driving lessons]
Donny: Don't look at me, look at the people next to you! Nex... Look at the... - well, turn the wheel! Pull over, pull her the hell over!
Driver 1: Asshole!
Driver 2: Learn how to drive!
Donny: [shuts car off] Don't touch nothing! You can't negotiate turns. You can't signal properly. You can't maintain speed. You can't parallel park. Hell, you can't drive, honey. ****, I can't swim, I know I can't. So you know what I do? I stay my black *** out the pool!

Donny: Hello, and welcome to "TV Car Trivia!" First question, who was the driver of a '73 Firebird? Uh, Otto?
Otto Halliwell: Uh, Jim Rockford, "Rockford Files".
Sara "Sway" Wayland: Gimme "Columbo".
Kip: A Peugeot convertible.
Donny: What color?
Kip: Gray.
Mirror Man: How do you know that?
Kip: 'Cause I love that show.
Mirror Man: Man, I got three words for all of y'all: Get a life!
Freb: What's on Magnum P.I.'s license plate?
Tumbler: "ROBIN-1"
Kip: Wait, wasn't Robin that faggoty guy that always hung with him?
Memphis: Naw, that was Higgins. That was Higgins.
Otto Halliwell: Hey, hey, ten points for our fearless leader. Sway, how about giving us the Bill Bixby trifecta?
Sara "Sway" Wayland: Drove a Corvette in "The Magician", a Ford pickup truck in "The Incredible Hulk", and in "The Courtship of Eddie's Father", he walked.

[in a Ferrari dealership]
Roger the Car Salesman: My name's Roger, Sir. May I be of some help?
Memphis: That's funny, my name's Roger... Two Rogers don't make a right.
[laughs]
Memphis: Roger, I have a problem...
Roger the Car Salesman: Yes?
Memphis: I've been in L.A. for three months now. I have money, I have taste. But I'm not on anybody's "A" list, and Saturday night is the loneliest night for the week for me.
Roger the Car Salesman: Well, a Ferrari would certainly change that.
Memphis: Perhaps, Mmmm. But, you know, this is the one. Yes, yes yes... I saw three of these parked outside the local Starbucks this morning, which tells me only one thing. There's too many self-Indulgent wieners in this city with too much bloody money! Now, if I was driving a 1967 275 GTB four-cam...
Roger the Car Salesman: You would not be a self-indulgent wiener, sir... You'd be a connoisseur.
Memphis: Precisely. Champagne would fall from the heavens. Doors would open. Velvet ropes would part.

[looking at the Humvee]
Mirror Man: Hey Sphinx, check it out. Homeboy got "SNAKE" on the license plate. Well, Snake gon' have to slither his *** all the way to the bus stop in the morning... I got some low-riding music for you. It's better than that cracker **** you listen to.

Police chopper pilot: [after Memphis got away from the helicopter driving Eleanor] He's gone.
Det. Roland Castlebeck: GOD!
Drycoff: Man this guy can drive!
Det. Roland Castlebeck: What? WHAT?
Drycoff: It's probably mostly the car...

 

[The Wicked One]

“Racing is life... anything that happens before or after is just waiting.”

line from Steve McQueen’s character in the movie Le Mans.

here is the quote in action, plus some cool video of the Audi R10. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzDbNWZsDOQ

 

[98ExAccordwv]

American Graffiti
Debbie: Is that tuck and roll?
Terry: Yeah!
Debbie: Bitchin! I just love the feel of tuck and roll upholstery.
Terry: Yeah! Well, get in and I'll let you feel it... I mean, you know, you can touch it... uh... I'll let you feel the upholstery.

Back to the Future
Biff: I have your car towed all the way to your house and all you've got for me is LIGHT beer?

Bad Boys
Marcus: Hey man where-where-where's your cup holder?
Mike: I don't have one.
Marcus: What the f*ck you mean you don't have one? Eighty thousand dollars for this car and you ain't got no damn cup holder?
Mike: It's $105,000 and this happens to be one of the fastest production cars on the planet. Zero to sixty in four seconds, sweetie. It's a limited edition.
Marcus: You damn right it's limited. No cup holder, no back seat. Just a shiny dick with two chairs in it. I guess we the balls just draggin' the f*ck along

Christmas Vacation
Clark: Burn some dust here. Eat my rubber.
Rusty: Dad, I think you mean burn rubber and eat my dust.
Clark: Whatever, Russ. Whatever.

Days of Thunder
Harry: All right. While we're still under a caution, I want you to go back out on that track and hit the pace car.
Cole: Hit the pace car?
Harry: Hit the pace car.
Cole: What for?
Harry: Because you've hit every other goddamned thing out there, I want you to be perfect.

 

[98ExAccordwv]

Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Cameron: The 1961 Ferrari 250GT California. Less than a hundred were made. My father spent three years restoring this car. It is his love, it is his passion.
Ferris: It is his fault he didn't lock the garage.

 

[FlipStylie]

Here's a few classics

Back To The Future

Marty McFly: Wait a minute, Doc. Ah... Are you telling me you built a time machine... out of a DeLorean?
Doctor Emmet Brown: The way I see it, if you're gonna build a time machine into a car, why not do it with some style?

The Blues Brothers

Elwood: You don't like it?
Jake: No I don't like it... [Elwood floors the pedal and jumps over an open drawbridge]. Of course it's got a lot of pickup...
Elwood: It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?
Jake: [Jake lights a cigarette and then throws the lighter out of the window] Fix the cigarette lighter.

And of Course Fast and Furious ... again...
Dom: You almost had me? You never had me - you never had your car... Granny shiftin' not double clutchin' like you should. You're lucky that hundred shot of NOS didn't blow the welds on the intake! Now me and the mad scientist gotta rip apart the block, and replace the piston rings you fried.

Taxi Driver

Dispatcher : Why do you want to drive a cab?
Travis: I can't sleep at nights.
Dispatcher: There's porno theaters for that.

 

[ActNow]

Liar Liar

Fletcher: “you scratched my car!”
Mechanic: “where”
Fletcher: “right….there!”
Mechanic: “OOhh that…..that’s already there.”
Fletcher: “why you…..YOU LIAR! You know what I’m going to about this?”
Mechanic: “what?”
Fletcher: “Nothing, because if I take it to small claims court it’ll just drain 8 hours out of my life and you probably won’t show up and if I finally got the judgment you’d just stiff me anyway. So what I’m gonna do, is piss and moan like an impotent jerk and then bend over and take it up the tail pipe!”

 

[H-town_Ryda_06]

tokyo drift

Sean: "you know this aint no 10 second race"
Dom: "I got nothin but time"

(that applies to our cars racing too right??) lol