klee
Well-Known Member
Grandma's boy friend...
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one
day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while
grandma was dusting, he looked up and said,
"Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now
that Grandpa went to heaven?"
Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I
can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The
religious programs make me feel good and the
comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my
boyfriend."
Grandma turned on the TV, but the reception was
terrible. She tried adjusting the knobs to get the
picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting
the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.
The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he
hurried to open the door, and there stood Grandma's
minister. The minister said, "Hello, son, is your
Grandma home?" The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's
in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."
The minister fainted.
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one
day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while
grandma was dusting, he looked up and said,
"Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now
that Grandpa went to heaven?"
Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I
can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The
religious programs make me feel good and the
comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my
boyfriend."
Grandma turned on the TV, but the reception was
terrible. She tried adjusting the knobs to get the
picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting
the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.
The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he
hurried to open the door, and there stood Grandma's
minister. The minister said, "Hello, son, is your
Grandma home?" The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's
in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."
The minister fainted.
Good one.
