blacknight
Superman, uh mod
Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He
watched as
his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down
the
horse's legs, rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked,
"Dad,
why are you doing that?" His father replied, "Because when I'm
buying
horses,
I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I
buy.
Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to
buy
Mom
watched as
his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down
the
horse's legs, rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked,
"Dad,
why are you doing that?" His father replied, "Because when I'm
buying
horses,
I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I
buy.
Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to
buy
Mom
