My Accord gets owned

[DarkSideAccord]

maybe it was the guy u beat at wrestling

 

[sd2000av6]

damn gotta hate those "mystery" dents

 

[00AccordLX5spd]

And my insurance isnt covering it.

Why the F not?! Are they denying the claim? Or are you not going to report it to them? If you have comp & collision, and they are denying the claim, you need to sue their @$$ for "bad faith".
Or is the damage less than your deductible?