The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so
pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won
again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S *** OUT FRONT. The Bishop was so
upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter
the donkey in another race.
The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ***.
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered
the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun
in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the
following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST *** IN TOWN. The bishop
fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey,
so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS *** FOR $10. This was too much for
the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back
the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day
the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER *** IS WILD
AND FREE. The bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is -- being concerned about public opinion
can bring you much grief and misery and even shorten your life. So be
yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone
else's *** and you'll be a lot happier and live longer!
pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won
again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S *** OUT FRONT. The Bishop was so
upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter
the donkey in another race.
The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ***.
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered
the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun
in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the
following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST *** IN TOWN. The bishop
fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey,
so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS *** FOR $10. This was too much for
the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back
the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day
the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER *** IS WILD
AND FREE. The bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is -- being concerned about public opinion
can bring you much grief and misery and even shorten your life. So be
yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone
else's *** and you'll be a lot happier and live longer!
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