Typical woman

[blacknight]

A woman's husband dies. He had $30,000 to his name. After everything is done at the funeral home and cemetery, she tells her closest friend that there is none of the $30,000 left.

The friend says, "How can that be?"
The widow says, " Well, the funeral cost me $6,500 and of course I made a donation to the church. That was $500 and I spent another $500 for the wake, food and drinks you know. The rest went for the memorial stone."

The friend says," $22,500 for the memorial stone? My God, how big is it?"
The widow says, " Three carats."

 

[acrod99]

Hahahaha! Good one

 

[whitey2kaccord]

Yep, just like a woman.

 

[cdubb77]

Good one. Damn women.

 

[Decoy]

Hehe only a woman would want to spend that much money on a rock out of the ground

 

[Sketch o5]

hahaha, glad im still free..............for now anyways.

 

[ryon527]

Good one. Damn women.

yea you should of seen the one trying to merge into traffic next to me, she was eating oatmeal with a spoon and bowl and everything