blacknight
Superman, uh mod
A woman's husband dies. He had $30,000 to his name. After everything is done at the funeral home and cemetery, she tells her closest friend that there is none of the $30,000 left.
The friend says, "How can that be?"
The widow says, " Well, the funeral cost me $6,500 and of course I made a donation to the church. That was $500 and I spent another $500 for the wake, food and drinks you know. The rest went for the memorial stone."
The friend says," $22,500 for the memorial stone? My God, how big is it?"
The widow says, " Three carats."
The friend says, "How can that be?"
The widow says, " Well, the funeral cost me $6,500 and of course I made a donation to the church. That was $500 and I spent another $500 for the wake, food and drinks you know. The rest went for the memorial stone."
The friend says," $22,500 for the memorial stone? My God, how big is it?"
The widow says, " Three carats."