Driving

[RedRyder]

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

 

[Tubbzilla]

I remember the time I smacked into my friends corolla on the freeway. I ended up with a damage fender while he had his whole side messed up. 5.5k in damage for him.




Btw, Chuck Norris doesn't wear a condom because there are no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris. Heh heh.