blacknight
Superman, uh mod
One day, at her new job, a nurse was making her rounds with a senior employee when they came across a door that was opened and heard loud moans.
As the new employee peeked in, she saw a guy masturbating. She quickly shut her eyes and ran out the room. She asked the senior employee what was that about and he replied, “He’s a special case. He must ejaculate 5 times a day or he will explode and die. The nurse said that’s horrible.
A couple of doors down the new nurse heard the same noise.
She peeked in and saw one of the other nurses giving a blow job to the patient.
The new nurse said, WTF, how do you explain this
The senior nurse replied,
Same situation
Better health plan
As the new employee peeked in, she saw a guy masturbating. She quickly shut her eyes and ran out the room. She asked the senior employee what was that about and he replied, “He’s a special case. He must ejaculate 5 times a day or he will explode and die. The nurse said that’s horrible.
A couple of doors down the new nurse heard the same noise.
She peeked in and saw one of the other nurses giving a blow job to the patient.
The new nurse said, WTF, how do you explain this
The senior nurse replied,
Same situation
Better health plan