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An old friend I went to highschool with apparently could not risk getting a ticket for whatever reason, so he decided to, shall I say..."avoid" getting one from a cop that had targeted him. It is an effing funny saga but honestly if you ever try to run from the law you have zero common sense. As much as I greatly dislike some police I don't condone the aforementioned in any way. Anyway I'd tell the story but I believe that would probably be frowned upon here.

My first and only speeding ticket (2001) was for going 37 in a 25. Yeah I know, dumb to speed on a residential street, but c'mon I was late for a guitar lesson! I had just gotten off of play practice, was still in my private school garb (shirt & tie), had books an s**t all over my seats, AND I was listening to freakin Jesus Christ Superstar in my tape deck in my 94 Taurus haha. And the jerkoff didn't even have a conversation with me, and basically came across as a spawn of Satan. Worst part of that was, the ticket was $112. $112! Killed my day. Oh yeah and the little weiner had parked his bike behind a van parked on the side of the street, and he just walked out in the middle of the road and held up his hand as if he was Moses parting the Red Sea.

I told my friends the next day and they told me of all these times they just got off with a warning and had a somewhat decently courteous officer. Never the case for me. Ice Cube was right.

At least you know your new engine hauls, eh Kurtage?
 
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i got a street racing ticket and a reckless driving once. both at once. that was a fun night.

OUCH. That's 8 points on your license right there in Ohio, plus a night in jail plus impounding of your car from where I'm at. Oh, and don't forget the fine :redface2:
 

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An old friend I went to highschool with apparently could not risk getting a ticket for whatever reason, so he decided to, shall I say..."avoid" getting one from a cop that had targeted him. It is an effing funny saga but honestly if you ever try to run from the law you have zero common sense. As much as I greatly dislike some police I don't condone the aforementioned in any way. Anyway I'd tell the story but I believe that would probably be frowned upon here.

My first and only speeding ticket (2001) was for going 37 in a 25. Yeah I know, dumb to speed on a residential street, but c'mon I was late for a guitar lesson! I had just gotten off of play practice, was still in my private school garb (shirt & tie), had books an s**t all over my seats, AND I was listening to freakin Jesus Christ Superstar in my tape deck in my 94 Taurus haha. And the jerkoff didn't even have a conversation with me, and basically came across as a spawn of Satan. Worst part of that was, the ticket was $112. $112! Killed my day. Oh yeah and the little weiner had parked his bike behind a van parked on the side of the street, and he just walked out in the middle of the road and held up his hand as if he was Moses parting the Red Sea.

I told my friends the next day and they told me of all these times they just got off with a warning and had a somewhat decently courteous officer. Never the case for me. Ice Cube was right.

At least you know your new engine hauls, eh Kurtage?


EPIC STORY haha. No front plate = $112 here :D
 

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EPIC STORY haha. No front plate = $112 here :D

I know right? haha sorry I get fired up bout this kind of thing. :squintrun:

Can't believe that fine for no front plate out there, that's waaaay too much money to charge for such an exterraneous law. I continue to fight that one here. Completely unnecessary.
 
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