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BadgerType

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Serious replies only please!

I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been having an affair. The usual signs, you know. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up immediately.

She started going out with "the girls" a lot recently, although everytime I ask her which girls it is, it is always the same answer along the lines of ". . . oh just some friends from work, you don't know them". I always look out for her taxi (wrecked her car) coming home late at night upon her return but she always walks down the road from a little ways down, thereby blinding my vision, although I can always hear a car setting off in a rapid manner with lights dimmed or off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner and walked the little way home. Why is this? Is it not a taxi? Is it friends dropping her off? Who?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was, and at the sight of that she went absolutely beserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her anyway.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my girlfriend. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night I had enough and soon after she went out again and I decided to check on her this time around.

I decided I was going to hide behind my car which would give me a unobstructed veiw of the whole street, so thereby I could clearly see which car she gets out of.

It was while crouched behind my Accord that I noticed my right rear tire was bald on the outside and not on the inside. I was devastated beyond words could portray!

So my Question is should I get another alignment or what!
 

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Haha! You got me. I was reading it and was like, oh $hit, what do I tell him. Then the tire comment. But yeah, your girl's a wh0re. :D
 

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LMAO.... but seriously.... is that a real problem you're having cause if it is I think you should get another alignment.
 

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Best thread yet... Definately get an alignment! lol
 

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haha i remember reading this in fcc, great topic. i didnt know what to say when i first read it
 

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Oh damn, I was like "Thats the **** my girl use to do with me", and then I've even went to the extent of hiding in my car to see whats up (Jealous ya know?) But Lol, you got me on that one, nice props mad props!

But yea, align those things!
 
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