MikeIsSweet
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EPIC! 
Something embarrassing your body has done in public
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during sex my gf says "your peaches are hary and its making me itchy" i figured that i would fix the testicle problem afterwards right. so after business is complete, she takes a shower and is sitting on my bed watching tv, so i take a shower with the door unlocked nontheless, and when i get out the shaving commences, mom comes home needing to go the bathroom, and opens up the door while im shaving with one leg up on the sink and at this point i realized i had to piss really badly and begin uncontrollably and piss all over mom, she throws up all over my balls and she leaves and nonethe less i continue shaving, turns out puke is good shaving cream...
hancockd
SLO CG2
Thats just fuking wrong..lol
johnnydinh701
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well this story isnt as epic as everyone elses and not sexual, but i was in my microbiology lab class. my back was facing my professor and i kinda just laid my chin on my arm and kinda dozed off and fell asleep while my professor was lecturing for an hour or 2 right before our lab. then all of a sudden i fell i asleep with my eyes open(well the guy next to me told me at least). but yea he thought i was reading the whole time since my eyes were still open but the girl across from me saw me drooling and then the guy woke me up and i realized my drool was all white from the gum that dissolved in my mouth and it was all over the place and went on my lab book and when i picked up my head and stood up and long white drool strand was hanging out of my mouth and my professor saw and made a comment about me and the whole class saw and laughed as i walked out of class to go to the bathroom.
Dinzdale40
Large Member
wow...i just read the last couple pages....that is just insane...
during sex my gf says "your peaches are hary and its making me itchy" i figured that i would fix the testicle problem afterwards right. so after business is complete, she takes a shower and is sitting on my bed watching tv, so i take a shower with the door unlocked nontheless, and when i get out the shaving commences, mom comes home needing to go the bathroom, and opens up the door while im shaving with one leg up on the sink and at this point i realized i had to piss really badly and begin uncontrollably and piss all over mom, she throws up all over my balls and she leaves and nonethe less i continue shaving, turns out puke is good shaving cream...
that......is ssssooooooooooo nasty. hahahaha
funny as **** thohiddengamer7
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I am just gonna give you the spark notes of my story.
15 passenger van, 14 beautiful girls and me...
I had serious gas.
15 passenger van, 14 beautiful girls and me...
I had serious gas.
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du3ce
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my ankle sometimes pops out of place when i walk so its very easy for me to get a sprained ankle. I had like 3-4 sprained ankle while playing on the basketball team in hs.
GreddyAccord99
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well i was on a plane to new york today and i had nasty gas. before the flight we picked 2 seats near the gate, and 2 people sat on the opposite sides from us, back to back. well, my stomach was turning so bad, and i couldnt hold it, so i let one go, and it was ok, not too loud, but my brother noticed and he looked at me and said, "did you fart?" with a mad look on his face, and i said no, trying not to laugh. right after i said no, i let another one go, and this was loud and smelly. yea, the people behind us looked at us and quickly turned back. i slowly walked away to another seat.
and again i was on the plane this time, and i ripped one good, and the people across from me glanced, and i was trying to hard to keep a straight face. that sh*t was rank too.
today at the lake, my dad's ex girlfriend is a former Orlando Magic dancer, and she's pretty hott, with HUGE bewbs. well she was wearing this american bikini, which had the colors of the flag, with the stars and stripes and when i first got there i noticed her and could not pull my eyes away. i stared for like 2 minutes straight and i ended up havin a pretty good wood, as soon as she looked at me, i tried to play it cool like it wasnt even there.
and again i was on the plane this time, and i ripped one good, and the people across from me glanced, and i was trying to hard to keep a straight face. that sh*t was rank too.
today at the lake, my dad's ex girlfriend is a former Orlando Magic dancer, and she's pretty hott, with HUGE bewbs. well she was wearing this american bikini, which had the colors of the flag, with the stars and stripes and when i first got there i noticed her and could not pull my eyes away. i stared for like 2 minutes straight and i ended up havin a pretty good wood, as soon as she looked at me, i tried to play it cool like it wasnt even there.
