One time my GF was a School Girl for a Halloween Party, you know the whole getup........short plaid skit, little button up shirt, knee-highs, pig tails, etc. She wore a pair of those cheer leading under-britches under her skirt and she wrote on the *** of them in white paint pen "I love Mr. Miller".
I dressed up as her teacher and walked around smacking her on the *** with a yard stick all night. It was pretty fun.
hahahahaha, thats great.