Yo Mamma Jokes

[blacknight]

Post your mamma jokes.
Only three (3) per post


1) You're momma is so fat, she goes to the movies and sits next to everyone

2) You're momma is so dumb, she thought a Quaterback was a refund

 

[BPAccord]

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money

Yo mama so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a mexican phone company.

Yo mama so ugly, that your father takes her to work with him, so he doesnt have to give her a kiss goodbye

 

[Levi]

Yo mama so ugly, that your father takes her to work with, him so he doesnt have to give him goodbye

what?

 

[blacknight]

Your momma is so fat, when she gets on the scale it reads....TO BE CONTINUED

 

[Levi]

lol i geti t now

 

[du3ce]

yo momma is so cross eyed when she cries tears roll down her back

 

[JonJonello]

yo momma is so dumb she tried to drown a fish

yo momma is so fat she sits on both sides of the family

 

[hendizzlez]

i got a REALLY old one..

yo momma so dumb, she sat on the tv and watched the couch

 

[NASOHC]

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.

 

[pyaarawala]

lmao those are funny.

yo mommas so fat, that when she jump for joy..she get stuck!

anyone know where that's from?