Yo Mamma Jokes

[nexTOme]

lmao those are funny.

yo mommas so fat, that when she jump for joy..she get stuck!

anyone know where that's from?

russell peters FTW!

 

[hendizzlez]

russell peters ftw!

indiano?! noo indiano...

 

[Mojeans69]

yo momma so ugly she had 2 trick or treat over the phone.

yo momma so fat she sweats butter and syrup and works at denny's wipeing pancakes off her forehead

yo momma so dumb she asked wat does yield mean i said go slow she said waaaat doooooeeeeesssss yyyyiiiieeeeelllldddd meeeeaaaannnn

 

[MikeyMike]

yo momma so ugly they renamed Halloween, yomommaween.

yo momma so old shes older then your grand momma

yo momma so dumb she ran into a parked car and said "i love what you do for me toyota" (remember the old commercials and ull understand that)

 

[hirichard]

buuump

Yo mamas so ugly, she makes Chuck norris cry

Yo Mamas so short, she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet.

Yo Mamas so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.

 

[blacknight]

Your momma is so old, she farts dust

your momma is so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund

Your momma is so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck

YOur momma is so dumb, she sold her car for gas money

 

[henreeezy xp]

eric, those are reposts

 

[indowanksta88]

yo momma is so fat, the equator is the size of her belt.

 

[00accord91]

yo momma so fat she sweat chicken grease
yo momma so old she owe jesus 5 dollars
yo momma so fat the pic on her license ses continue to the other side
yo momma so fat wen she went outside in yellow bike shorts two migits jumped on her *** cuz they thought she was a cab

 

[pinkee334]

Yo momma so fat she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out.

Yo momma so fat, they use her back as a movie screen.

yo momma so fat she uses the grand canyon for a toilet.