Cats aren't fond of Accords..

[Skyy]

Well, I love kittens. Not cats.

Im going to invent a business where you adopt a kitten, and when it get old and fat, you trade it in for a new kitten. Then I'll use the old fat cats to produce new kittens.

It'll work, trust me.

 

[fastflyinaccord]

Never had anything but a bird sh!t on my car

 

[AllGOnoSHOW]

Very good story teller.you painted a visual story in my head. Climax to end needs more work, maybe add in that the two cats actually belong to the beautiful yet quiet art student and that you've been secretly writing poetry about.

 

[BlackestCoupe]

My damn cats have a rave party every night on my hood

 

[Dinzdale40]

one time i had just waxed my car.....my black...swirl-less car that i had spent hours polishing and just had a nice coat of wax on it.....

i went to a superbowl party and the home owner's cat decided to mess with my car....it climbed on the car and FAILED horribly....the cat actually made it all the way over the car but every single step left a 10" light scratch where the cat's pebble covered paw slipped....it fell down my windshield and slid down my hood while desperately trying to get a grip....OMG....i wanted to kill that damn cat

 

[fastflyinaccord]

I hope your friend helped repair the scratches

 

[Millz]

that sucks man,

but on a different note i hope that's not freshly washed paint lol

 

[imaricer:)]

hey at least the cat didnt walk threw hot pink paint and get on the car. this almost happened to my moms tahoe once. they had just painted my sisters room and i watched as the the cat walked threw the paint and almost jumped on the tahoe.... close one lol. she did manage to leave lil pink prints in the garage tho.

 

[Skyy]

Very good story teller.you painted a visual story in my head. Climax to end needs more work, maybe add in that the two cats actually belong to the beautiful yet quiet art student and that you've been secretly writing poetry about.

HAHAHAHA
How could I have been so naive...

 

[FunnyVictor86]

Welcome to the club, my brothers cats sleep on top of my car all the time. Sometimes I want to feed them to my doberman but that would be cruel, I'll just wait till nature takes it's course