Itchty for some more horses

[CG6Lemon]

ban stick u too

 

[HondaLuver83]

some of you guys here need some smacko ya really do

 

[Lxcord]

V6 accords have stronger Vtec than the 4 bangers.

 

[ryan s]

Here is my brother has a accord 4 banger and it has dragged off some v8s. he did all the work himself it was dynoed at 175 hp headers,gutted cat,exhaust, iat relacte, throttle body bypass, cold air intake, catch can underdrive pully, adjustable cams, some weight mods, performance plugs, synthetic oil, coolant mods removed all seals and insulated fuel lines, headers and intake. 0-60 in 7 seconds

65 wheel horsepower gains with bolt ons and NO ecu changes?

some of you guys here need some smacko ya really do

hahahahaha ok

You're digging your self deeper with every post.

Just out of curiosity, how old are you?

i'd be curious about that as well...

 

[inspired1]

**** your V6, I'M ON A BOAT.

I live my life a quarter-pounder at a time, no lettuce or tomato and french fries for free.

Oh and yes, Accords are fast, they're definitely faster than some guy running across the street or riding his bike along the side of the road.

 

[inspired1]

i said its 200 crankhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aOqqvhjLsAank hey have a look at this video if ya think our cars are slow

Since when did running mid 15s in a quarter mile = fast?!?!!! HOLY ****! I WISH I COULD JUST GET INTO 18s. Oh wait, I already have 18 inch wheels.

 

[BlkCurrantKord]

This is entertaining.

 

[Lxcord]

i agree with da birdman

 

[Russianred]

This is entertaining.

+1

 

[inspired1]

Here's your definitive guide sir

Step 1 – Lower your car: all street racers have lowered cars, without it, you might as well be driving a Yugo.
+ 5 Horse Power

Step 2 – Body kit – Be sure to have a body kit on your import.If you can’t afford one, make it out of cardboard. If you can, don’t worry about painting it, this is not important to your street racing image.
+ 10 Horse Power

[Extra Horse Power if your car has a primered body kit with a painted car and you leave it like that for 6 months or more. + 2 extra Horse Power]

Step 3 – Carbon-Fiber anything: Carbon-Fiber makes your car lighter and faster.
+ 5 Horse Power

Step 4 – Spoiler: The bigger, uglier, more obnoxious the better. A well-placed spoiler SCREAMS “Street Racer”.
+ 7 Horse Power

Step 5 – If you are a girl: be sure to show your Honda power with a pink, flowery sticker that says “Powered By [Your name here]” or better yet, “Powered By *****.”
+ 2 Horse Power

[Again, + 2 Horse Power more if the sticker color does not match your car at all]

Step 6 – Muffler tip: Don’t waste your time doing your entire exhaust system. No street racer knows the difference anyways. Just go to your local muffler shop and pick up a 3 inch muffler tip. Sound is perhaps the most important aspect of your import.
+ 10 Horse Power

FYI: Don’t have time/can’t afford a muffler tip? That’s OK! Just get a drill and put a golf-sized hole in your muffler. Works just as well! + 4 Horse Power

Step 7 – Stickers: Stickers on your car enhance and add the much-desired Horse Power. They can be from anywhere, your local muffler shop, body shop, or the sticker from your favorite radio station.
+ 1 Horse Power for every sticker.

Step 8 – Car Color: If you are Mexican, make sure some kind of neon color makes it onto your import. No need for professional paint, spray paint will do.
+ 10 Horse Power

Step 9 – Your Nationality: Being short and Asian with spiky black hair gives you even more street cred…if you are ready to handle the attention, bleach the tips of your hair and bust out your Linkin Park/Jay-Z “Collision Course” CD
+ 10 Horse Power

Step 10 – Tagging your Acura as a Honda: There is no greater sign of greatness in the import world. If you live in the U.S., tagging your Acura as a Honda gives you the BIGGEST penis on the block! You see, in Japan, Acuras are Hondas.
+ a billion Horse Power

Looks like you're disqualified for step 10 sorry dude.