Something embarrassing your body has done in public

Dinzdale40

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this happened couple of years ago. It just finished snowing, and I was walking slowly to my car, and there was ice all over the curb, so i thought i could go in the grass to get to my car. Next think i know i feel my legs slipping, and i am wildly waving my arms trying to keep my balence, but i slip and go headfirst slamming into a parked car, and setting off the car alarm.

worst thing about it was there was this cute chick from my class walking behind me, and she just busted out laughing:ownedrun:

i was too embarressed to look back, so i just got in my car and drove away....:(

you shoulda got a mercy date...she would have at least said yes from feeling bad about laughing at you...and respect you for having courage to ask her after you just embarassed yourself...
 

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you shoulda got a mercy date...she would have at least said yes from feeling bad about laughing at you...and respect you for having courage to ask her after you just embarassed yourself...

i don't think she likes guys that look like apu :(
 

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this one time i burped like never before while making out with this one HOTTT chick that i never saw after :(
 

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this one time i burped like never before while making out with this one HOTTT chick that i never saw after :(

OMGosh!!!! hahahahaha

i kinda did that on first kiss with my gf :ownedrun:

well, nothing like burp tho....:thinking:
 

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is it cool if a hot girl farts on you ?

this chick in my mktg class today gave me a hug and then farted ?

wtf ? Lol....

I was strangly aroused...
 

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Yeah the satisfaction of letting unwanted gases out of your system is much better than a hot chick anyways.
besides, she was ugly as hell!! (cuz she never saw me again)
 

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is it cool if a hot girl farts on you ?

this chick in my mktg class today gave me a hug and then farted ?

wtf ? Lol....

I was strangly aroused...

I guess that was a token of her appreciation..in a very odd way? :thinking:
 

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