Something embarrassing your body has done in public

[6thgenGerardoh1]

i threw up in the 6th grade all over campus

 

[mista jc]

i get bad migranes, and when i was in 2nd grade i was sitting in class, and the desk used to be grouped together in 4's. so we are sittin there one day, someone is ready and i just stood up and BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA all over everyones books. from that day on no teacher ever gave me a problem when i said i didnt feel good

My elementary grouped the seating arrangement like this also, I threw up all over the floor and desks after my group won a game and we got ice cream sandwiches as a prize.

 

[Dinzdale40]

once in 1st grade...you know those long troughs that some restrooms had...i was peeing in that....and someone started talking to me...and i turned to talk back...and i peed all over them...they sent me home...and my teacher/principle/mother all couldn't stop laughing...if i only knew the f-word back then......

 

[nexTOme]

once in 1st grade...you know those long troughs that some restrooms had...i was peeing in that....and someone started talking to me...and i turned to talk back...and i peed all over them...they sent me home...and my teacher/principle/mother all couldn't stop laughing...if i only knew the f-word back then......

 

[DarkSideAccord]

2 words....















leaky faucet

 

[shavedaccord]

L M A O

I just emailed that to a few people in my QUIET office.
NExt thing you know I hear 5 people laughing (literally) out loud.
They all came in here like Eric, what the hell was that.
I showed them this thread and they all feel sorry for you.
Good thing none of them drive 6th gen accords


As I'm typing this I'm telling them to go back to work as I know they will search for this site and thread

LMAO are you freaking serious, watch this become some viral thread

 

[d1blet]

awesome, watch me own this thread.

I think everyone has a boner story lol..

I think I was in 9th grade, we went out a field trip out to the local lake to swim and what not, I think we won some kind of school contest so it was our reward to get a free day of our choice..anyway I'm out swimming ya know waters not all that warm, and I'm eye ballin' this chick in her 2 piece Bikini since it was white and see through (FTMFW!!!!) unknown to me I was sportin' wood, teach yells for everyone to get out and change and head for the bus. So I crawl out the lake and I'm standing at the edge and these girls are like staring at me and whispering or some **** and I'm like wtf is going on ya know and my buddy yells out "HEY DUDE IS THAT WHERE YOU'RE HANGING YOUR TOWEL TO DRY" and I'm like huh and look down..full on wood

I had a simliar story, cept I was in the 7th grade. It was PE and we were allowed to just swim and chill in our school's pool. I was just swimming round casually and just kinda floating round - not doin much really. Then this really hot girl that I always had a thing for was slowly easing herself into the pool with the ladder. So her backside was turned to me and I was just staring...

She turns around and notices me staring.

That's not the worse part, we had to get out of the pool like 10 minutes later, and she already joined her group of friends and I was just kinda checking them out too. When I got out, it was the exact same thing as Daryl, cept no one told me and I reliazed that there was something poking out when I was showering afterwards...

 

[talontsiawd]

My first BJ, by talontsiawd.

As a 7th grader we know that that's when the hormones really start kicking in hard. I had a girlfriend and she felt it was time to use more than her hands. Both our parents worked so we really had no place to go. So, we went walking and she said i want to blow you basically. I said, that would be grand, i would love that. So, we went behind a backstop. Now, due to her inexperience and being all new to me, it took awhile. After about 30 min, on the hillside, i see my mom walking my dog. She basically recognized me, her, and what was going on. Now, she did not see. To make it worse, it was at "that moment". So, i was looking back and forth between her and my mom, my mom was looking at me.

I got home, ashamed and totally embarrassed, my mom bitchfully asked me what i was up to earlier and i said "nothing". We proceeded to have to talk about relationships and what was appropriated and inappropriate that age. I proceeded to find a different, less visible spot and proceeded to love being 13.

Top that lol, i can't believe i wrote that.

 

[indowanksta88]

^^ lolll

 

[Dinzdale40]

I got home, ashamed and totally embarrassed, my mom bitchfully asked me what i was up to earlier and i said "nothing".

this is the best adverb ever.....bitchfully...