Dinzdale40
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hand her a cup and see what she does......(referencing 2girls1cup for slow folks)
Something embarrassing your body has done in public
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hand her a cup and see what she does......(referencing 2girls1cup for slow folks)
got a boner during a class once, for no reason, and i was asked to go up for something, and i refused and made a huge argument about it, and once it was gone, i went up, hahaha.
and once in like 2nd grade as well, i was in after school care, and was running in from outside, to find that all the doors, except the front ones, were locked.....and i had to drop a deuce, haha......needless to say, that one didnt make it to the toilet, haha.
and once in like 2nd grade as well, i was in after school care, and was running in from outside, to find that all the doors, except the front ones, were locked.....and i had to drop a deuce, haha......needless to say, that one didnt make it to the toilet, haha.
csmiths98AV6
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this thread is full of absolute win I LMAO at like 5 diff posts, you guys are crazy, but cant really think of anything really embarassing, and yes hot girls fart, ive found the hotter they are, the more comfortable they are about it, kinda weird, but cool since i have no worries about it either.
johnnydinh701
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1. i farted out loud in church while reaching in my pocket to get money to put in the basket. everyone around me heard it and a small little kid behind me has the nerve to laugh and and tell his mom "did that person fart" out loud....
2. i think me and my girl friend that the time got food poisoning and then i threw up in the middle of third street promenade in a trashcan, but everyone was looking at me.
3. i was at a party and i was gonna battle some guy at breakdancing/popping, but once i i got in the middle of the dance circle i slipped and fell hard on my side and everyone laughed. i think cuz someone spilled their drink on the floor.
i have more, but i cant think right now
2. i think me and my girl friend that the time got food poisoning and then i threw up in the middle of third street promenade in a trashcan, but everyone was looking at me.
3. i was at a party and i was gonna battle some guy at breakdancing/popping, but once i i got in the middle of the dance circle i slipped and fell hard on my side and everyone laughed. i think cuz someone spilled their drink on the floor.
i have more, but i cant think right now
shavedaccord
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awesome, watch me own this thread.
5th grade choir, sitting on them old school metal chairs and as you know if you butt trumpet on one of them it makes a very distinguishable sound. Anyway I let one go and it was like super loud but it turned out to be a turd honking for the right away so I ran out of class to the bathroom, but the turd had escaped before I made. So being the genius that I am I decide the only sensible thing to do is to get rid of the evidence right? .....so I tried to flush my whitey tighties down the toilet which ended up plugging the WHOLE freaking system and backing up into almost all the bathrooms..it was awesome tho we got to go home early since I messed up the school with my underwear
I think everyone has a boner story lol..
I think I was in 9th grade, we went out a field trip out to the local lake to swim and what not, I think we won some kind of school contest so it was our reward to get a free day of our choice..anyway I'm out swimming ya know waters not all that warm, and I'm eye ballin' this chick in her 2 piece Bikini since it was white and see through (FTMFW!!!!) unknown to me I was sportin' wood, teach yells for everyone to get out and change and head for the bus. So I crawl out the lake and I'm standing at the edge and these girls are like staring at me and whispering or some **** and I'm like wtf is going on ya know and my buddy yells out "HEY DUDE IS THAT WHERE YOU'RE HANGING YOUR TOWEL TO DRY" and I'm like huh and look down..full on wood
9th grade wrestling match, state divisional I'm in a match with this dude and he's the feely grabby type of wrestler and this dude keeps pulling on my singlet down by the thigh to throw me (illegal BTW) anyway he does this through the first period. Second period starts and this kid is calling timeout and yelling at my coach and I'm like "huh, wtf?" so my coach comes running out and whispers to me that one of my boys made it out the bottom of my singlet leg (which of course was pulled up by this idiot grabbing it)..I'm pretty sure about 5,000 people that day seen my left one...
More than a few times I've laughed so hard I blew a booger out on someone, which makes me laugh harder
5th grade choir, sitting on them old school metal chairs and as you know if you butt trumpet on one of them it makes a very distinguishable sound. Anyway I let one go and it was like super loud but it turned out to be a turd honking for the right away so I ran out of class to the bathroom, but the turd had escaped before I made. So being the genius that I am I decide the only sensible thing to do is to get rid of the evidence right? .....so I tried to flush my whitey tighties down the toilet which ended up plugging the WHOLE freaking system and backing up into almost all the bathrooms..it was awesome tho we got to go home early since I messed up the school with my underwear
I think everyone has a boner story lol..
I think I was in 9th grade, we went out a field trip out to the local lake to swim and what not, I think we won some kind of school contest so it was our reward to get a free day of our choice..anyway I'm out swimming ya know waters not all that warm, and I'm eye ballin' this chick in her 2 piece Bikini since it was white and see through (FTMFW!!!!) unknown to me I was sportin' wood, teach yells for everyone to get out and change and head for the bus. So I crawl out the lake and I'm standing at the edge and these girls are like staring at me and whispering or some **** and I'm like wtf is going on ya know and my buddy yells out "HEY DUDE IS THAT WHERE YOU'RE HANGING YOUR TOWEL TO DRY" and I'm like huh and look down..full on wood
9th grade wrestling match, state divisional I'm in a match with this dude and he's the feely grabby type of wrestler and this dude keeps pulling on my singlet down by the thigh to throw me (illegal BTW) anyway he does this through the first period. Second period starts and this kid is calling timeout and yelling at my coach and I'm like "huh, wtf?" so my coach comes running out and whispers to me that one of my boys made it out the bottom of my singlet leg (which of course was pulled up by this idiot grabbing it)..I'm pretty sure about 5,000 people that day seen my left one...
More than a few times I've laughed so hard I blew a booger out on someone, which makes me laugh harder
MikeyMike
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i get bad migranes, and when i was in 2nd grade i was sitting in class, and the desk used to be grouped together in 4's. so we are sittin there one day, someone is ready and i just stood up and BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA all over everyones books. from that day on no teacher ever gave me a problem when i said i didnt feel good
00AccordLX5spd
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I am not very easily embarrassed any more. this did not embarrass me at the time, but I'm sure many would have been embarrassed if it happened to them:
This was Sophomore year in college when I was living in the fraternity house. We were still not allowed to have parties on campus (we were on probation) but we would have little "get togethers" so to speak. One Friday we decided to have a "Margaritaville" party. So we had chicks in bathing suits all over the place drinking margaritas and strawberry margaritas and crap. me and a friend of mine made a 2 story beer bong that would come out of his window on the 2nd floor and go down to where the party was. Well, nobody had the balls to bong any beer. When I was a freshman, I used to be able to beer bong 6 beers at the same time(all in the same beer bong) without puking. So everybody is like "DuBose(my last name), nobody has any balls. Why don't you show them how it's done?" Keep in mind I had just finished 2 stout strawberry margaritas (gay I know, but free). So they proceed to fill the beer bong with 5 or 6 beers. Well I had never done a 2 story beer bong before and I didn't really realize that gravity would force the beer down so much faster than a regular beer bong. So I finished all the beer in the bong. Immediately i knew I was going to puke. there was a trash can about 5 feet away from me. I proceeded to walk to it and puke in it. When I puke, it is extremely loud and violent. So everybody there heard it and was watching. the puke was solid red from the strawberry margaritas and all the b!tches were like "eeewwww! is he puking up blood?" Of course all the guys were like "That was awesome! Do it again!" Then I was pissed because I had to start over drinking since I puked it all up.
That was the first time I ever puked in college and I had an audience of about 200 or so people.
This was Sophomore year in college when I was living in the fraternity house. We were still not allowed to have parties on campus (we were on probation) but we would have little "get togethers" so to speak. One Friday we decided to have a "Margaritaville" party. So we had chicks in bathing suits all over the place drinking margaritas and strawberry margaritas and crap. me and a friend of mine made a 2 story beer bong that would come out of his window on the 2nd floor and go down to where the party was. Well, nobody had the balls to bong any beer. When I was a freshman, I used to be able to beer bong 6 beers at the same time(all in the same beer bong) without puking. So everybody is like "DuBose(my last name), nobody has any balls. Why don't you show them how it's done?" Keep in mind I had just finished 2 stout strawberry margaritas (gay I know, but free). So they proceed to fill the beer bong with 5 or 6 beers. Well I had never done a 2 story beer bong before and I didn't really realize that gravity would force the beer down so much faster than a regular beer bong. So I finished all the beer in the bong. Immediately i knew I was going to puke. there was a trash can about 5 feet away from me. I proceeded to walk to it and puke in it. When I puke, it is extremely loud and violent. So everybody there heard it and was watching. the puke was solid red from the strawberry margaritas and all the b!tches were like "eeewwww! is he puking up blood?" Of course all the guys were like "That was awesome! Do it again!" Then I was pissed because I had to start over drinking since I puked it all up.
That was the first time I ever puked in college and I had an audience of about 200 or so people.
@ darryls woddy story, hahahahah
blacknight
Superman, uh mod
awesome, watch me own this thread.
5th grade choir, sitting on them old school metal chairs and as you know if you butt trumpet on one of them it makes a very distinguishable sound. Anyway I let one go and it was like super loud but it turned out to be a turd honking for the right away so I ran out of class to the bathroom, but the turd had escaped before I made.
L M A O
I just emailed that to a few people in my QUIET office.
NExt thing you know I hear 5 people laughing (literally) out loud.
They all came in here like Eric, what the hell was that.
I showed them this thread and they all feel sorry for you.
Good thing none of them drive 6th gen accords
As I'm typing this I'm telling them to go back to work as I know they will search for this site and thread
