Yea my brain hurts just thinking of how infuriating and diffiuclt tht would be to do the right way. Just stick with another 4 speed auto and save yourself the depression caused by destroying your car.
I don't think you picked up the sarcasm in this thread.
Just to clarify, manual swaps have been done many, MANY times, and it isn't that hard. Matt (Badgertype) did it by himself in a garage during the course of one weekend. He even made a step by step DIY on how to do it.