Hmmm...
Bad Parking Jobs: Fill out a flyer from
youparklikeanasshole.com, stuff inside an official police ticket envelope and stick under their wiper. If they damage my car and I am sure it was the car next to me, they get something in return.
Tailgaters: One single lane roads, I brake check. On the freeway I speed up until I can change lanes or we match speeds. Usually I do that in the fast lane, in the middle lane or slow lane I let people pass like they're supposed to instead of tailgating. I'm usually the one behind other people though, but I do follow the 2-3 second rule in distance. If they are going under the limit or super slow in the fast lane, you best believe I'm ridin booty.
People Cutting Me Off: I chase them down or use my super handling abilities and speed up and swerve around them, with blinkers of course.
I'm very conscious of my surroundings on the roads though and usually use the slow lane at 5 over or so until I need to pass someone. I don't cut people of, in fact I have a little rule I use when I pass someone and want to move in front of them again: I wait until I can see both headlights in my side mirror, then there is always plenty of room between our cars and I don't have to look over my shoulder. I can't rage too much since my license will get taken away if I get another ticket, but if someone is being a complete idot I let it out and yell and ****.
Another hint for tailgating someone else: look through their windows at the care in front of THEM so you can brake before the person in front of you does.