Something embarrassing your body has done in public

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LOL at shaved accords bad times. I laughed so damn hard at BUTT TRUMPET. LMAO
 

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I didn't know sex stories were allowed...

8th grade I had this one g/f who at the time was bangin' and a huge hoe (learned this later) Anyway we had a trampoline in our front lawn and I had a buddy stay over that evening, his g/f was friends with mine (convenient) we was out on the trampoline jumping around, bailing off the house onto the trampoline and what not. Anyway his girl comes over (like 2am) and brings my girl with her. Things start getting wild, people jumping on the trampoline naked and stuff, he takes his girl on the other side of the house and does his biz, I stay at the trampoline with me and we get frisky right. So she's working on me like she's trying to suck a baseball through a garden hose and it becomes "that time" well instead of being a team player and taking the fastball (lol..) she ducks..yes ducks like someone was shooting at her (no pun intended...)
and it lands somewhere..I have no idea where. Anyway my buddy and his girl come back and we're all just jumping around and my buddies g/f just starts screaming and yelling in agony right....turns out she slipped and twisted her ankle pretty bad ..guess what she slipped on lmao.. that was one of the most epic moments in my life, freaking hilarious.
 

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Holy f*ck!n' sh*t, if i was that girl and i slipped on some splodge and twisted my ankle I could not live with myself so epic!
 

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Man, when i was 20, i saw this chick i chilled with fall off a roof on a 1.5 story house and broke her leg. She was pissed somebody wanted to take her to the hospital that night and had like 3 beers before she went.
 

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well i dont know if this was awkward for me or the girl, but i was at this one party. i kind of had a lot to drink so i had to used the restroom. all the doors to the house were locked, so i decided i should jsut go to the bathroom in the backyard some where in the bushes. so then i realized that there was a door/gate in the back of the backyard which lead to another neighbors backyard and once i got there, i notced there were a whole bunch of bushes that i could just hide and do my business, and then outta no where some girl comes ask me if i was taking a piss and then i go "ummm yea" and then outta nowhere the girl POPS a SQUAT right in front of me :eekwtf: the girl was okay looking and had a nice body n stuff but that was jsut a major turn off when i saw that.... right when i saw that i instantly became sober :coffee:
 

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so she pooped ?

Dude that is so hot ! I love a girl who poops in the open. The smells, the feeling of togetherness, you should cherish that feeling.
 
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