I didn't know sex stories were allowed...
8th grade I had this one g/f who at the time was bangin' and a huge hoe (learned this later) Anyway we had a trampoline in our front lawn and I had a buddy stay over that evening, his g/f was friends with mine (convenient) we was out on the trampoline jumping around, bailing off the house onto the trampoline and what not. Anyway his girl comes over (like 2am) and brings my girl with her. Things start getting wild, people jumping on the trampoline naked and stuff, he takes his girl on the other side of the house and does his biz, I stay at the trampoline with me and we get frisky right. So she's working on me like she's trying to suck a baseball through a garden hose and it becomes "that time" well instead of being a team player and taking the fastball (lol..) she ducks..yes ducks like someone was shooting at her (no pun intended...)
and it lands somewhere..I have no idea where. Anyway my buddy and his girl come back and we're all just jumping around and my buddies g/f just starts screaming and yelling in agony right....turns out she slipped and twisted her ankle pretty bad ..guess what she slipped on lmao.. that was one of the most epic moments in my life, freaking hilarious.