***Official Joke Thread***

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by blacknight, Jun 16, 2009.

  1. CokeZero

    CokeZero Well-Known Member

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    What do you call a female astronaut?





    ...an astronaut.
     
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    Why did the light turn on by itself?

    A ghost did it.

    That was my, now 21-year old sons, first attempt at making a joke when he was a little guy. Made us laugh cuz of the cute factor. Still makes me smile. By the way after he said that he said "Was that a joke?"


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    Oh wow, that is funny in all the wrong ways. Good Stand up bit.


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